Meow. Or something.

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

mypettentaclemonster:

My kind of drink

I’ve seen this brand a few times but never tried it.  Know if it is any good?

mypettentaclemonster:

My kind of drink

I’ve seen this brand a few times but never tried it.  Know if it is any good?

16stolenxpaperthin:

I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.

The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.

Thanks for 800!

charizard:

piece of Shit

hootbird:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

lilaira:

motok-wolf:

why  :c

This is perfection.

FUCK THIS SENSATION

FUCK IT

FUUUUCCKKK

THE WORST

it feels exactly how it looks too lol

mypettentaclemonster:

First time I’ve played Cards Against Humanity and I’ve realized I’m terribly good at it

mypettentaclemonster:

First time I’ve played Cards Against Humanity and I’ve realized I’m terribly good at it

Let’s design Theros Block like a Rock/Paper/Scissors format, but ban Rock because it’s too over-powered according our market research.
The current state of Magic The Gathering in Standard.  (via polishtamales)
howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

My cousin just sent this to me and I’m dying because it’s the truest thing ever